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| 1 | Nepali: Suno gor se duniya walo..chahe kitne mehal banalo..uske aage garden banalo,uske aage gate lagalo,uske aage honge hum nepali.. OOOO.. SHAAB ZIIIIII | Send |
| 2 | One Morning santa making idlis for breakfast. Wife:How did u make such a huge idli? Santa:With this special cloth. Wife:u idiot,give me my Bra back... | Send |
| 3 | Santa 2 tailor bhai pant di savai kini hai? Talor-ji Rs.150/- Santa-te nikar savai di? Tailor-ji 50rs Santa-chal nikar hi c de par lambai pairan tak rakhi. | Send |
| 4 | Ek sardar sukhe khet me boat chala raha tha.. 2nd sardar 'aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka naam kharab kia hai' agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta. | Send |
| 5 | The difference between Ability and Character is... Ability will get us to the Top. But, Character will allow us to stay at the Top . . . . . | Send |
| 6 | Difference between DREAM & AIM ??? Dream requires SOUND SLEEP 2 see, whereas AIM requires SLEEPLESS EFFORTS 2 fulfill. GOOD MORNING. | Send |
| 7 | Height of honesty : A man 2 his wife: "My frnd told me that,he has fucked every women in our building except 1. Wife:It must be Neha on 4th floor, She is very traditional. | Send |
| 8 | Santa: mai ek eho jehi cheez labi aa jidhe naal deewar de Aar-paar v vekhya ja sakda hai. Banta: Balle! ki cheez hai ? Santa: MORI... Utho bhai saver ho gaye Gud Morning | Send |
| 9 | Thought of the night- Old age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic ones..!! | Send |
| 10 | Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we LIVE it the best way we can. There is no PERFECT LIFE, but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS. Good Morning. | Send |
| 11 | Rules to be Happy. 1.Free ur heart from hate 2.Free ur mind from worry 3.Live simple 4.Expect less 5.Give more. 6.Always smile & 7.Don't see the mirror. | Send |
| 12 | Banta: What do u call a Wife who is Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never jealous & a Great Cook? Santa- Afwaah!!! | Send |
| 13 | World's recent brain check technology: Apna sir cow ke aage kar ke deko agar wo door jaye to samjo khali hai aur paas aaye to samjo bhusa bhara hai. | Send |
| 14 | Dairy-wala apni Girl Friend nu kehnda : "Nikke nikke momme tere, chuni chak vikhaundi e, 20 gram Dudd ni hona, yaari Dairy wale naal launi ae! | Send |
| 15 | Importance of COMMA( , ) Observe carefully d following 2 sentences 1) Fuck her, not leave her. 2) Fuck her not, leave her. comma can save one's virginity.!!:-) | Send |
| 16 | Tum Achhe, Imandar, Sanskari, Sundar, Sushil, Samajdar, Pyare se, Khubsurat, Dimagwale Ho. Pata Karo Ye Afwaah Koun Fela Raha Hai? | Send |
| 17 | Santa:Doctor sahib,chashma lagakar main pad sakunga ??? Doctor: haan haan bilkul Santa:fir theek hai Dr.sahib, varna ANPAD aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. | Send |
| 18 | Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte, Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte, Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai, Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte... | Send |
| 19 | My love 4 u has a never ending supply. It will never be lacking. It will never get dry. Often I wonder and ask myself, why do i feel, without u i would die. Happy Birthday. | Send |
| 20 | A birthday wish reminds u the first cry MAMMA...Start ur day with her sweet blessings. The day will b urs. Happy Birthday! | Send |
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