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| 81 | Sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, wife:kya hua? Sardar:Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: To jao na. Sardar: kaise jau, bahar kutta khada hai ! | Send |
| 82 | Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sureeli si chai pilao.., Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he, Lata Mangeshkar ka nahi.. | Send |
| 83 | Boy 2 his girlfriend while having sex: Kyun Na Hum Shaadi Kar Le? Girl : Tum Sirf ride Ka Maza Lo, disneyland K Malik Banne Ki Koshish Mat karo. | Send |
| 84 | Teacher: why r u late? Studnt: I had to take d cow to the bull. Teacher: could not ur father do it? Studnt: yes, he could, but the bull does it better... | Send |
| 85 | Maa-Beti se, badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti-Main maa banungi, padai karungi,Shadi karungi. Maa- jo karna hai karo par zara serial order me karna | Send |
| 86 | Aaj govt of india ne naya rule pass kiya hai ! Smart logo ko personality tax pay krna padega. Aap to safe hain. Oh my god mera kya hoga... | Send |
| 87 | Santa-yar bante tu 25 saal da ho geya ta vi tere daari-muucch nahi aayi . Banta- kuinki main apni mummy te geya han. | Send |
| 88 | Ek baar santa cycle chala raha tha, Toh ab kya wo cycle bhi nai chala sakta? Jaan le lo sante ki...har baat mein joke..!!! | Send |
| 89 | Waiter gives bill 2 Santa Santa:Take this card. Waiter:But sir,this is voter card. Santa:So what?u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED. | Send |
| 90 | Arz kiya hai, door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, khake dekha to bhi santra tha. Wah kya santra tha. | Send |
| 91 | Bania: I m very kanjus. I went alone 2 honeymoon n saved 1/2 money Rajesh: U r nothing. I saved all my money. My friend was going n i sent my wife with him! | Send |
| 92 | 2007 ke Bhikhari:- Amma thoda khana hai to do na... Amma:- abhi nahi banaya hai... Bhikaari:- To banane ke baad miss call de dena. Mobile zindabad. | Send |
| 93 | Kaash Banane Wale Ne Mujhe Aansu Banaya Hota , Or Mehboob Ki Aankho Me Basaya Hota , Jab Girte Unki Aankh Se Unki Goad Me , To Marne Ka Maza Bhi Aaya Hota ? | Send |
| 94 | Never luk 4 Gud face, it'll turn old 1 day, Nvr luk 4 gud skin, it'll wrinkle 1 dy, bt luk for a loyal heart that'll miss u evry dy n dat heart i am having 4 U. | Send |
| 95 | Nobody wil ever remember how u look,how u speak,what u did or anything else. But the only thing they remember is how u made them feel. | Send |
| 96 | Friends n friendship, it's a package of feelings, nobody can make it nobody can delete it, nobody can explain it only friends can feel it. | Send |
| 97 | Real birthdays are not annual affairs real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth happy birthday. | Send |
| 98 | The loveliest day ws when u came in tis world jst to find that love wil colour your world thru people(me) who truly care & never fail to remember you.Hapy Bday | Send |
| 99 | Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs.. snOw N soNgs.. cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions.. LaughtEr N Luv.. Itz ur B'day! Wishing U a Luvly n fUn-fillEd dAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY:) | Send |
| 100 | Count ur garden by the flowers Never by the leaves that fall. Count ur day by golden hours Don't remember clouds at all. Count ur nights by stars not shadows. Count ur life by smile not tears. And with joy on every birthday count ur age by friends not years..... | Send |
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