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| 61 | MUNNA BHAI- E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre (cloth) kyoin nahi pehnte the? CIRCUT- kya re bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the...!! | Send |
| 62 | Love marriage or Arranged marriage me kya difference? Hum khud jakar kuvey me girey to vo love marriage, 10 log milkar dhakka de-de to vo arrange marriage. | Send |
| 63 | Train station par rukti hai. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sante se- Kaun sa station hai..?Santa baahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "RAILWAY STATION" | Send |
| 64 | On june 5th 2007, at 3min nd 4sec after 2am or pm the time and date will be 02:03:04:05:06:07.THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON EARTH AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIME....! | Send |
| 65 | How v see things outside depends on what thoughts are inside us. Rs. 500 look so big when we go to the TEMPLE & so small when we go to a PUB. . . | Send |
| 66 | 'Shikve'to honge hamse, 'Sikayate' bhi hogi hamse par 'APNO'se kabhi gila nahi karte, Achche nahi bure hi sahi par hum jaise 'LOG' mila nahi karte.. | Send |
| 67 | Tuhanu ABC andi hai?Aao tuhanu sikhava A-Afeem B-Bhukki C-Cocaine D-Diluter E-Ethyne F-Fancydryll G-Gaanja H-Heroine I-Iodex Jam J-jaagrd K-Kaamni L-LSD | Send |
| 68 | GADHA 1-Yaar malik bahut marta hai. GADHA 2-Ghar chorde. GADHA 1-Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai,"Teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. "Ye soch kar ruka hoon.. | Send |
| 69 | Santa was smoking in a bus. ek Aurat: tenu dikhda ni, bus ch likhea 'No Smoking' kujh dair bad oh aurat apne bache nu dudh pilan lagi. mauka dekh k santa bola. aapne pada nahi ke shareer ka koi aang bahar mat nikalo | Send |
| 70 | Relations which have to be managed are never true, and... if the relations are true, they are never required to be managed.....GooD MORNING | Send |
| 71 | Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai | Send |
| 72 | Friendship is about bringing out the positive when everythng seems negative...Being accepted for who u are.. Being able to pick up rite where u let off..Sharin, talking and laughing. Friendshp is about us, and 4 that I am grateful. And i hope u hav the best birthday ever. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY! | Send |
| 73 | Apun wishing u a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra badhiya, xtra special, ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho. | Send |
| 74 | Bar bar din ye aye bar bar din ye aye tum jiyo hazaron saal ye hamari he arzoo. Happy bday to u. Happy bday to u.wish u many many happy returns of the day. | Send |
| 75 | In soft gleaming nite of stars, may all ur dreams come true, may every star of every nite bring lov n joy 2 u. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U.. | Send |
| 76 | Bar bar din ye aye bar bar din ye aye tum jiyo hazaron saal ye hamari he arzoo. Happy bday to u. Happy bday to u.wish u many many happy returns of the day. | Send |
| 77 | It must hve been raining when u were born but it was not raining it was the sky crying b'coz it cost the most wonderful star that's you. HAPPY BIRTH DAY | Send |
| 78 | Kick of ur shoes, take a break, crank the tunes, dance & shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day that's simply Great! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | Send |
| 79 | Ek bache ne OLDMAN se pucha:Kya padh rahe ho.? OLDMAN.: ITIHAS. BACHA:magar ye to SEX ki kitab lagti hai.? OLD MAN:Mere liye to ye itihas hi hai. | Send |
| 80 | Teacher asked to student: What is Your cast ? Student: Pehlan taan asi jaat si, fir suniare ho gaye, hun haan darji, Agge Mummy di marzi.. | Send |
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