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| 421 | A new boy joins a class. He finds two boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them,"Are You Twins..?" Boy replies,"No.. we are neighbours.. | Send |
| 422 | Couple ne sexcode rakha Kapde dhona Pati-kapde dhone hai,washng machn khali hai? Biwi-no! 1 ghante baad: Biwi-haan main tayar hu Pati-Maine hath se dholiye. | Send |
| 423 | Thought of day: You cannot translate all your dreams into reality. But they can act as a foundation stone for a glorious future | Send |
| 424 | In the world few things r GODS gift, mother's love, father's advice, brother's care, sister's fight & sadi yarri... | Send |
| 425 | KBC me shahrukh ne mjhe pucha"world ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai"maine ek crore thukra diya pr tera nam nai bataya. aftr al apun donoki dosti croro ki to hai. | Send |
| 426 | Punjab ch aina Paani hai: 5 Dariya, 150 Nehran, 1 lakh ton bi jyada Nalke, 14000 Chhapparr, 90,000 Motoran, Tu Nahounda KAMLEYA fer ni | Send |
| 427 | Define OLD age? Ans- When it takes Whole Night to do what U used to do Whole Night. | Send |
| 428 | Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti, phulo ki khusbu hamesha pas nahi hoti,milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti...! | Send |
| 429 | Sanskrit teacher askd :what is the meaning of "TAMSO MAA JYOTIRGAMAYA." Sardar said : " TU SO JA MAA, MAIN JYOTI DE GHAR CHALEYA | Send |
| 430 | BEST SMS OF THE YEAR : - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins. | Send |
| 431 | Dove-Rs 43, Pears-Rs 25, Dettol-Rs 22 ,Cinthol-Rs19, Lux-Rs15 , Medimix-Rs12, LifeBuoy-Rs8. Koi b soap lagana, par mere dost is new year pe Zarur nahana ! | Send |
| 432 | Girl:Aisa khat likh ke pa sajna ve, meri umar beet jaye padhdi di... BoY: int i; for(i=0; i>=-1 ; i ) ; | Send |
| 433 | In Cinema hall. BOY:- Chalo konewali seat perchale. GIRL:- Waha per tum mujhe chhedoge BOY:- No. GIRL:-To fir kiss karoge. BOY:-nahin esa kuch nahin karunga GIRL-To waha kya karna hai, yahin baitha reh | Send |
| 434 | Sannu maan hai apni heer ute, Gurudware di kheer ute,Babe Peer ute te apne Rabb varge sohne te sunakhe VEER ute.. Take Care.. Burrrraaaa....! | Send |
| 435 | True Bravery is to arrive home, fully drunk after a late night out, Wife waiting with a jhadu & you ask: "Jaan,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho? | Send |
| 436 | Few Relations in Earth Never Die." Want to know what is it ? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die | Send |
| 437 | Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jana,agar woh so raha ho to shor mat machana,jab bhi woh jaage dheere se muskurana, aur kehna, uth Kanjara Potti NI JANNA !!! | Send |
| 438 | People meet by coincidence n chance..they spend sweet times 2gether..then God parts them..not 2 end the story but 2 see hw much they need each other... | Send |
| 439 | Arz kiya hai: Tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon,lekin abhi mujhekuch kaamhai. Tere liye sagar mein doob sakta hoon,lekin aaj mujhe jukaam hai | Send |
| 440 | LIFE is a paradox- what u want,u dont get(love).what u get,u dont enjoy (marriage).what u enjoy is not permanent(girl frnd),what is permanent is boring (wife) | Send |
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