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| 41 | If a cat crosses u when u r going somewhere, what does it mean ??? ? ? ? It means that cat is also going somewhere. GUD M@RNING | Send |
| 42 | Consider difficult people as sandpaper they may rub & scratch us painfully but we will end up SMOOTH & POLISHED & SHINING ! Have a good day. | Send |
| 43 | Colge'ch kudi fasaun da mja e hor a,Kudi nal beth k mundeya nu jalaun da mja e hor a,Jado chad jandi e kudi,Ta Bear pe k sad song gaun da maja e hor a. | Send |
| 44 | Kaash ye faasle na hote,kash ye duriyan na hoti,Kash aap aur hum sath hote,Toh , Toh, Toh, .....,..,..........hmare sms or ph. K paise bach jate YAAR !'' | Send |
| 45 | 3 monkeys had run away from zoo. 1st is Dancing. 2nd is Eating & 3rd is No yaar, it's not u.. Hamesha aisa hi kyon sochte ho. Vo mil nahi raha.. ! .. | Send |
| 46 | Santa found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! | Send |
| 47 | Do u know whats the relation btn smile and ur face? Ur face looks good with a smile, but smile looks more good when it is on ur face. | Send |
| 48 | Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon? Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon. | Send |
| 49 | Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna, Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna, Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko, Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna. | Send |
| 50 | Man : Can I Have Sex With Pregnant Wife , Dr : 3 Months Normal , Next 3 Dog Style & Last 3 Wolf Style , Man : How Do Wolves Do ? :- Dr : Sleep Near Hole & Howl. | Send |
| 51 | "Do not lower ur goals to the level of ur abilities, instead raise ur abilities 2 the height of ur goals. Have a nice day.." Good Morning | Send |
| 52 | SARDAR :Yaar, Kal raat 3 ghanta English picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scenes dikhe na awaz suni. FRIEND: Movie ka naam kya tha? SARDAR: "NO DISC INSERTED" | Send |
| 53 | A better way of thinkng..... Don't tell your GOD that how big ur troubles are....? Tell ur troubles that how big ur GOD is.....!! | Send |
| 54 | Kabhi yad aaye to phone krlena,paise kam ho to SMS krlena,agar ye b na kar sake to cell dahi me daal kar vibration on kar lena, aur LASSI tyaar kar p lena. | Send |
| 55 | AAP bahut hi sunder, bahut hi achhe,bahut hi imandar, bahut hi mehnati ,bahut hi Gunvan ,bahut hi Samajhdar bahut hi masoom or bhole Insan ka SMS pad rahe hai.. | Send |
| 56 | "Life is a Game,God likes the winner' And loves the loser, But......hates the viewer. So.......b a player, God will always b with u. . | Send |
| 57 | Ek hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir k Andar se Aawaz Aayi : Shama Chaahte Hai..... Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. | Send |
| 58 | 1 baar chinti or hathi ne court marrige ki.Agle he din hathi guzar gaya.Chinti rote hue boli-wah khuda teri khudai,1 din ka pyar or saari umer kabar ki khudai. | Send |
| 59 | U r a good runner B'coz u r always running in my mind U r a good thief B'coz u hav stolen my heart But I m a Bad shooter B'coz I always Miss u... | Send |
| 60 | Eh zindagi paani diyan char boondan , Ehna pataa nahi kad suk jana , hass khed ke zindagi gujaar lavo dosto ehna sahaa ne pataa nahi kad ruk jana. | Send |
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