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| 341 | A good frnd comes to visit u in d hospital wid flowers n goes.
& A True frnd sits near u n says
"saleya nurse bahut sohni ae... aaram naal theek hovin." | Send |
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| 342 | Thought of the day: Agar aap bus peh chade... Yah phir bus aap peh chade, har haal mein ticket aapka hi katega... | Send |
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| 343 | Life is like a Tennis match. If you want to win u have to serve well and Remember it starts with
"L O V E A L L." | Send |
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| 344 | Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar | Send |
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| 345 | Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi | Send |
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| 346 | Rango ki barish, Gulal ki bauchar, Bado ka asiish, Apno ka pyaar, Dosto ki shararat, Kushiyon ki bahar....Mubarak ho apko HOLI ka teohar. | Send |
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| 347 | Gulal ka Rang,Gubaron ki Maar, Suraj ki Kirne, Khushiyon ki Bahar,
Chaand ki Chandni, Aur Apno ka Pyaar, Mubarak Ho Apko kal ka "HOLI KA TYOHAR" ... | Send |
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| 348 | Colourz r made tu colour the thingz, but this time colour of love n happiness r vaiting for U tu colour Ur life. May this HOLi make Ur life more colourful | Send |
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| 349 | A very joyful nd colorful HOLI TO "ALL OF YOU".May God shower upon "ALL OF YOU" all the colours of joy nd prosperity | Send |
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| 350 | HR interview -
Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!!
den dead... | Send |
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| 351 | Teacher 2 Sardar:Is it posible that a person's Name & Surname both are same?Srdar: ya,If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becomes Lara Lara | Send |
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| 352 | Santa Underwear Lain Gaya,
Te Dukandar Ne Us Nu 500 Rs.Da imported underwear Vakhaya.
Santa Boliya, "Yaar roj pan wala dede... Party Wear Nahi chahida... | Send |
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| 353 | Boy:BUS,TRAIN & LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai doosri aa jaati hai
Gal:LADKE, AUTORICKSHAW & TAXI ek jaise hote hi,1 bulao 4 aajate hai.;-> | Send |
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| 354 | Breaking news-Now call charges will be charged according to brain size,smaller the size cheaper will be call rate, OYE u can make free calls!!! | Send |
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| 355 | A note in an adult magazine's shop:
'Please hold the magazines with BOTH hands' | Send |
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| 356 | Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya? Banta:Apple khane. Bandar:Ye to aam ka ped hai. Banta:Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Ha ha | Send |
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| 357 | Sanju: Papa, main aaj school nahin jana.Papa: Kyun puttar? Sanju: kal school mein sada weight tolea si, hor kite ajj sale saanu vech e na de!!! | Send |
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| 358 | Two lovers plan to sucide.Boy jumps first. Girl closed her eyes & returns back saying "LOVE IS BLIND". Boy in air open his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"... | Send |
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| 359 | Wife: Suna hai ki swarg me husband wife ko sath me nahi rahene dete, aisa kyu?
Husband: Arey pagli isliye to usey swarg kehte hain !!! .
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| 360 | Ek dulhe ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poochha:
aapke city me enjoyment ke liye kya famous hai?
saas boli: bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai.! | Send |
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