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| 321 | Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. | Send |
| 322 | Ur smile is Like 7up zara hat ke Ur voice is like ruh-afzah rahat-e-jan Ur friendship is like coke Maza zindgi ka Ur msg is like pepsi Dil mange more | Send |
| 323 | Ravi:I can live on what I write. Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines? Ravi:No,I write letters to my father,asking for money. | Send |
| 324 | A smart and sexy girl said to Santa Singh, 'Main tumhare bache ki ma banna chahti hun.' Santa, 'Par mera to koi bacha hi nahi hai!' | Send |
| 325 | Ek din sardar ki girl friend ne sardar se puchha:jab apni sagai hogi,tab tum mujhe ek "RING" doge na?? Sardar:jarur dunga, batao landline par du ya mobile par | Send |
| 326 | In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net on body instead of bulletproof Jacket frnd askd, sardar replied" when mosquito can't enter thru net HOW CAN BULLET ENTER? | Send |
| 327 | A tactful wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman..!! | Send |
| 328 | Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck | Send |
| 329 | Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power, Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE)) | Send |
| 330 | Sante di bhain nu daaku chuk k ley gye..sarian ne keha daaku khtarnaak ney,khali haath na jawin bhain nu bachaun..SANTA DHAI KILO AMB LEY GYA. | Send |
| 331 | Sanju: Papa, main aaj school nahin jana.Papa: Kyun puttar? Sanju: kal school mein sada weight tolea si, hor kite ajj sale saanu vech e na de!!! | Send |
| 332 | police:tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi sardar: HA. HA. HA! police: kyon hasrahe ho? sardar: mein to subah 8 baje utth ta hun!! | Send |
| 333 | Admi shadi kyon karta hai? Isliye taki marne k bad agar swarg jaye to pehle se achcha feel kare, aur nark me jaye to ajeeb sa na lage !. | Send |
| 334 | Friendship has 1 law... Never make ur friend feel alone till u r there..! So disturb your friends as much as you can, like what i do!! | Send |
| 335 | Adnan sami on air port collecting ticket . Man standing in front of him :- bhai sahab dhakka to mat do. Adnan : Ab saans bhi na loon kya.. ? | Send |
| 336 | Sharma ji ki nayi INDICA k peeche likha tha"SAAWAN KO AANE DO".Sardar ne truck la k thok ditta,truck ke peeche likha tha"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE" | Send |
| 337 | Ek kabutar ne sante te bith kar diti.. Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ? Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda?? | Send |
| 338 | Nigahein nigahon se milakar to dekho, dil ki baat batakar to dekho, sab kareeb aayenge tumhare, tum 1 hafta lagaataar nahakar to dekho.... | Send |
| 339 | PHONE EK"MANDIR"SMS uskaa"BHAGWAN"SMS bhejnewalaa "PUJARI"SMS padnewalaa"BHAKT"padkar SMS karnewala"DAANI"aur na karnewala mandir ke baahar ka "BHIKHARI" .... | Send |
| 340 | Most of the things that we desire in life are expensive. But the truth is that the things that are worth, are absolutely free,??? love, joy and laughter. | Send |
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