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| 281 | Guzre Hue waQT KI YAAD AATI HAI, Kuchh Lamho se aankh bhar aati hai, wo subah rangeen aur sham haseen ban jati hai, jab aap jaiso ki yaad aati hai. | Send |
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| 282 | A White Couple had a Black Baby, Husband didnt Believe that it is His Baby...
Husband : Why is the Baby Black ..?....
Wife : U r Hot, I'm Hot, Baby Burnt... | Send |
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| 283 | Prayer is a free outgoing call to God,no charging, no network problem. Always good signal and full talktime.Have a prayerful DAY. | Send |
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| 284 | Ghor Kalyug Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han?
Girl: Kyon mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne...? ;-) | Send |
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| 285 | Most wonderful pairs in the world are:
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE
So,My Dear friend
KEEP $MILING ALWAYS. | Send |
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| 286 | Realize things before its too late. Accept things rather than delay them.Love people before u lose them.Life cums just once,Love it while u live it. | Send |
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| 287 | Don't place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.. | Send |
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| 288 | Some day if u feel very sad,
If u feel life is impossible just call me.
I'll hold ur hands
take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u
where to jump From | Send |
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| 289 | When u r lonely n upset just turn 2 d mirror n say shit i m so cute.Then u'll feel fine.But don't make it a habbit coz liars go to hell. | Send |
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| 290 | One seed can create a forest one smile can strt a relatnshp one touch can show love n care and one frnd can bring meaning to life... | Send |
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| 291 | Love is not winning someone but loosing urself to someone,when u R loved by some1 it's not due to ur excellence of mind but due to purity of ur heart. | Send |
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| 292 | Don't think more about Past, It brings Tears...! Don't think more about Future, It brings Fears...! Live this Second, It brings Cheers... :) | Send |
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| 293 | What song should you sing after coming out unsatisfied from the toilet...???
"Juda hoke bhi.. Tu mujh mein kahin baki hai.." | Send |
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| 294 | Arz kiya hai "Idhar bhi khuda hai,
udhar bhi khuda hai,
jahan bhi dekho wahan hi khuda hai;Aur jahan nahi khuda hai
"wahan... kal khudwa Denge" Tension Nahi Lene Ka MAMU | Send |
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| 295 | Santa: tere result da ki banya?
son:madam kehnde is class wich ik saal hor lagna hai.
santa:pher theek hai,saal bhave 2-3 hor lag jaan , fail nahi hona. | Send |
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| 296 | Man at medical shop:- I need poison.
Chemist:- I can't sell u that.
Man shows wife's photo.
Chemist:-Oh! Sorry. I didn't know u had a prescription.
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| 297 | Manzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab ki ye Duniya hame...
Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar bahut Hai.. | Send |
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| 298 | Aap aap ho, to kya aap ho,
hum hum hain, to kya hum hai.
Wo golgappa kya tasty hoga jisme pani kum hai,
iss se bakwaas sms banao agar dum hai... | Send |
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| 299 | Tumhe har safar ka kinara milega
chamakta hua har sitara milenga
aayegi chehre pe pyari si raonak
message tumhe jab humara milega
Now smile n show me ur teeth. | Send |
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| 300 | MQ: Why do the bride and groom exchang VARMALA during marriage?
Ans: Itz an affectionate way of telling each other 'SWEETHEART U R DEAD.' | Send |
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