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| 181 | Karda haan benti apne sab yaaran nu, kareyo na ishq ajjkal diyaan naaran nu, laundiaan ne yaari ik duji nu vikhaun layi, dendiyan ne dhokha fer jagg nu h | Send |
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| 182 | Koi pagal sade piche,asi pagal thode piche,tusi pagal kise hor piche,te o v pagal kise hor piche. Ha.Ha.Ha Sare pagal age piche. | Send |
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| 183 | HUSBAND: Is operation se agar mujhe kuch ho gaya to issi doctor se shadi kar Lena. WIFE: aise kyon kah rahe ho ? HUSBAND: Dr. se badla Lene ka yehi 1 tarika hai | Send |
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| 184 | Ik var santa PREETO de ghar janda hai te darwaja knock karda hai... PRITO: kaun? SANTA: main!! PRITO: main kaun? SANTA: tu PRITO hor kaun..... | Send |
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| 185 | Agar kar leti IsHq humse vo , uski raaton ki neend ud jaati, isi bahane raat ko padti rehti, kam se kam uski compartment to na aati. | Send |
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| 186 | Muskan tere hotho se kahi jaye na, Aansu teri palko pe kabhi aaye na, Pura ho tera har khwab, Aur jo pura na ho woh khwab kabhi aaye na. | Send |
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| 187 | Thought of the day .................... "Every man becomes a Freedom Fighter, immediately after Marriage" | Send |
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| 188 | Santa:Yaar main apne friend nu gift dena,ke deva? Banta:Diamond da haar dede Santa:Na, koi asi cheez das jo usne kade na lyi ho Banta:Faansi de de. | Send |
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| 189 | U think of me & I think of u. When v both think of each other, do u knw wat it means? . . . . . . . . . . It means v both hv no other work.! :-) DONO VEHLE. | Send |
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| 190 | Duniya badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne, ithho tak k haneriya raata de sitare badal jande ne, tera koi kasoor ni yaara door reh k ta sare badal jande ne... | Send |
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| 191 | Zindagi mei Kaamyaab hone k liye 3 Factory lagayen: Brain mei Ice Factory, Zuban mei Sugar Factory, Heart mei Love Factory.Kamyabi aapke qadam Chumegi. | Send |
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| 192 | FRIEND is like a Pitara in which we can store our Vichar Dhara..! When the life becomes Khatara.. Then only FRIEND is great Sahara! | Send |
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| 193 | A- ARISTOCRATE, B- BAGPIPER, C- CONTESSA, D- DIRECTOR SPECIAL, E- EIGHT PM, F- FUN DROP, G- GOD FATHER, H- HAYWARDS, I- IMPERIAL BLUE, J- JONEY WALKE | Send |
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| 194 | A chinese 2 an arab: I hv 10 kids, 1 more n i wil hv a football team. Arab: i hv 17 wives, 1 more and i will hav a private golf course with 18 holes!! | Send |
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| 195 | Whenever u r criticisd,Do not get upset. Always remember this... "No stones r thrown on a fruitless tree"... Hav a REALISTIC life.. | Send |
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| 196 | She is HOT! She is sweet! She alwz needs a lip kiss! Who is she? Who is she?
Guess She is TEA. Chai piyo mast jiyo. Gudmrng :-) hv a guday | Send |
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| 197 | Shayri by a Haryanvi Jaat 2 his girlfriend: Tajmahal k cheez sai,iste b badi imarat banvaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, Ree susri tane to mai zinda dafnaunga. | Send |
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| 198 | A black man wears a white coat pant and asks his wife... Kiddan da lag rehan? Wife: edaan lagdaan Jidaan pataase wich keeda faseya howe! :-) | Send |
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| 199 | Life is like cotton. Do not make it heavier by sinking it in the water of sorrow but make it lighter by letting it blow in thd wind of joy | Send |
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| 200 | Santa to Dukandar-Oh lala, saaban hai ?? lala- Hanji Santa ji hai... Santa- Fer hatth dho ke kilo moongi de de. Have a nice day. | Send |
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